Actually was an exciting and memorable game despite the lopsided score.
Score was tied 17-17 late in the 2nd qtr when time is called and a dozen FBI agents charge the field of play backed by New Orleans SWAT. The Agents gang tackle Ray Lewis, put him in cuffs and haul him away due to new evidence that he was the ringleader and triggerman in the slayings 12 yrs ago. But…..not before Plaxico Burress and Wes Welker’s wife Patti leap from the stands to go after Ray. Plax wants to help his gang bud Ray but before he gets to him he accidentally shoots himself in the foot and is taken to the hospital. Patti wants revenge and manages to get to Ray and jam a 12″ hat pin into his groin. Unbeknownst to Ray’s teamates(except Terrell Suggs) he was pack’in heat inside his hip pad but was cuffed as he was reaching for his gun. Terrell was pack’in too but the cool kid Kaepernick grabbed Terrell in a Nolan Ryan headlock and thrashed him w/ 6 powerful uppercuts before scooping up his own fumble and running 91 yds for a TD….a new Super Bowl record.
BREAKING NEWS: several hours after the game at a victory celebration party, Michael Strahan and Kelli Ripa announce that they have been having an affair the past 5 months and Kelli is pregnant w/ Michael’s 5th and her 3rd child. Regis Philbin agrees to be the kids godfather and Beyonce the godmother. Prez Obama and Michelle are overwhelmed w/ joy.
FURTHER BREAKING NEWS: in an interview from Barbara Walter’s hospital bed w/ Oprah at her side, T’eo and Tui come out of the bathroom and announce their gay relationship ever since they were teamates on a Honolulu Pop Warner football team. After their celebratory trip to Disneyland and Mott’s Farm they will rush-off to the state of New Hampshire for a private wedding. Instead of tossing the bride’s bouquet to the wedding party, T’eo is donating his Fighting Irish blow-up love doll to the Catholic church. Brett Musberger says the doll is really gorgeous and Joe Flaco wants to know where he and Tony Romo can get theirs.
Been reading alot of James Patterson and Clive Custer lately and I think I can do better. Esquire and Mens Outdoor mags have contacted me about gigs as a short story contributing writer. Not exactly the big bucks but it’s a start.