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July 28, 2014 at 8:13 pm #8197July 22, 2014 at 12:03 pm #8176
Ah, the magazine.
I never thought it would it happen to me but on a recent hunting trip to…..
she….her sister….I don’t speak….how I was to know….A Delta Waterfowl sticker….banded….Busted!….over the limit.July 17, 2014 at 3:03 pm #8152
He called on the Dick Tracy watch phone Thad left under the park bench.
The signal bounced through Coolorado, got scrubbed in Texas and coded in Tennessee.
The f’n NSA can’t even crack DKA. I ran it by the fiddlers in Apple Pie and knew immediately it was C’est Bon and what he wanted.June 24, 2014 at 11:08 am #8112
Clock doesn’t stop.June 23, 2014 at 12:45 pm #8109
I am headed to a bar full a Mezcans to watch soccer and plan on starting a border ruckus.
Thought I would stop here first and try to offend a few folks in English. Once I saw only DKA and Dirt Bag come here anymore, I knew it was waste of time. They don’t speak either of those languages.June 23, 2014 at 12:37 pm #8107
DKA thinks Kevlar was named after him and cousin Larry from Johnson county cause they worn iron frying pans in the their pants and would shoot at each other asses from across the tracks in Howard county from Hooty’s shack.
Cousin Larry never told Kevin that he didn’t bother with the pan since Kev could hit Howard County firing straight down.
The folks around upper middle TN always got a kick outta shooting Kev in the ass.June 23, 2014 at 7:36 am #8104
Yu got deleted.
This gig is definitely NOT for DKA. G&H decoys are the only thing he can hit when hunting with Yu. It’s like they are steel shot magnets; maybe a design flaw of one of them (decoys or DKA).June 5, 2014 at 9:39 am #8056
Can you see the high fence around the pen?May 28, 2014 at 4:32 pm #8046
Bill gets a rectal exam to avoid hunting with Kevin?
He ain’t that bad. Just don’t eat the fiddlers, sleep in the same building or go to cat house with him.
And get to second breakfast before he does.May 28, 2014 at 4:28 pm #8045
local joint..bad mushroom swiss burger..
Jalapenos make everything better.
If your ass is going to tore up, enjoy life before the pain.
I also believe jalapenos would keep any polyps from forming.
Sounds to me like ol Bill was eating too many seeds. My ma used to tell me that a watermelon would grow inside if you ate the seed. So why ate that true of Hawaiian herbs?May 27, 2014 at 7:23 pm #8042
You deserve better Bill.
Try jalapenos instead of mushrooms. Lite that arse up for a reason.April 29, 2014 at 3:34 pm #7961
Named after Josephine Smith of Douglas County, no relation to Jamie Douglas of Smith County, sister to Doc Johnson of Williams County by the Andrews County line named after her Great Great Grandpappy the late great William James Douglas Andrews son of Hooty Johnson the barber, not the shine maker on the south side of the north tracks east of town by West’s pool and gas station.
No doubt she will be brilliant and talking by six months of age.March 20, 2014 at 8:51 am #7803
I heard there was a run on Cheetos and Snickers in NW MO.March 17, 2014 at 9:04 am #7796
May your sons sons sons have sons with your name.March 14, 2014 at 7:39 am #7790
no wait, he’s still here.
Flubber!March 5, 2014 at 8:35 pm #7778
DU, you misspelled the call JC was searching for.March 3, 2014 at 3:04 pm #7769
JC was all about Mrs. Howe.
He always wanted to be a Thurston and Lovey is about his age.February 24, 2014 at 12:13 pm #7736
I can’t wait to hear the stories
of who got Kevin as a roomie.February 20, 2014 at 9:54 am #7721
Congrats BTWFebruary 20, 2014 at 9:53 am #7720
Now is the time to miss.
All he needs is mom at this point.
You come back into the picture around year 2 when he can throw, run, hit etc.
Don’t waste this time being Mr. Mom, you will end like Irish the man bitch.