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October 9, 2014 at 8:15 pm #8621
Cup calling somebody tiny…
LMAOSeptember 23, 2014 at 12:16 pm #8403
7.62 Tracer Round from 150+ should be funAugust 25, 2014 at 7:19 pm #8293
Was drinking with some folks from the Central Valley Friday night.
They came here for an Aldine (?) concert for her 40th BD.
Told ‘em I would meet them at Taddish (?) in a couple of weeks. They didn’t know you by name so I didn’t use your real name.August 20, 2014 at 9:56 am #8277
Yu smell old turds, not stale farts.August 19, 2014 at 8:44 am #8271
Bill are you any better?
Healthy enough for a road trip?
If so, go west. Stay the hell away from down here. Don’t bring no Cajun mofo with you. The boys here hated it the last time you were here and the ducks went to Kansas.
In fact, it was so bad some dude broke his thumb up his own arse; and it weren’t that stupid hillbilly from Johnson County.August 19, 2014 at 8:39 am #8270
He hunts rocks?August 10, 2014 at 8:36 am #8243
maybe the best sex I ever had was a with a 7.
She was a 3.5 but I hit it twice.August 3, 2014 at 5:57 am #8226
Lifetime hunting license?
He needs a driving license!August 3, 2014 at 5:54 am #8225
BY the way, crops look the best in a decade. Hatch numbers look good for everything except the Pintail.
The other side of the big river will not have much late season carbs available.
Bring the boys down here for a swat.August 3, 2014 at 5:50 am #8224
Thad, you have your family limit of Unicorns already.July 28, 2014 at 8:13 pm #8197July 22, 2014 at 12:03 pm #8176
Ah, the magazine.
I never thought it would it happen to me but on a recent hunting trip to…..
she….her sister….I don’t speak….how I was to know….A Delta Waterfowl sticker….banded….Busted!….over the limit.July 17, 2014 at 3:03 pm #8152
He called on the Dick Tracy watch phone Thad left under the park bench.
The signal bounced through Coolorado, got scrubbed in Texas and coded in Tennessee.
The f’n NSA can’t even crack DKA. I ran it by the fiddlers in Apple Pie and knew immediately it was C’est Bon and what he wanted.June 24, 2014 at 11:08 am #8112
Clock doesn’t stop.June 23, 2014 at 12:45 pm #8109
I am headed to a bar full a Mezcans to watch soccer and plan on starting a border ruckus.
Thought I would stop here first and try to offend a few folks in English. Once I saw only DKA and Dirt Bag come here anymore, I knew it was waste of time. They don’t speak either of those languages.June 23, 2014 at 12:37 pm #8107
DKA thinks Kevlar was named after him and cousin Larry from Johnson county cause they worn iron frying pans in the their pants and would shoot at each other asses from across the tracks in Howard county from Hooty’s shack.
Cousin Larry never told Kevin that he didn’t bother with the pan since Kev could hit Howard County firing straight down.
The folks around upper middle TN always got a kick outta shooting Kev in the ass.June 23, 2014 at 7:36 am #8104
Yu got deleted.
This gig is definitely NOT for DKA. G&H decoys are the only thing he can hit when hunting with Yu. It’s like they are steel shot magnets; maybe a design flaw of one of them (decoys or DKA).June 5, 2014 at 9:39 am #8056
Can you see the high fence around the pen?May 28, 2014 at 4:32 pm #8046
Bill gets a rectal exam to avoid hunting with Kevin?
He ain’t that bad. Just don’t eat the fiddlers, sleep in the same building or go to cat house with him.
And get to second breakfast before he does.May 28, 2014 at 4:28 pm #8045
local joint..bad mushroom swiss burger..
Jalapenos make everything better.
If your ass is going to tore up, enjoy life before the pain.
I also believe jalapenos would keep any polyps from forming.
Sounds to me like ol Bill was eating too many seeds. My ma used to tell me that a watermelon would grow inside if you ate the seed. So why ate that true of Hawaiian herbs?